Monday, November 17, 2008

.:| Retro-Virus Pill |:.

What about a pill, when you take just one, it mutates your DNA in order to give you a special ability? Why not? Magneto did it with a HUGE spinning machine...or would have. Why can't I do it with a pill?

There are all kinds of pills out there. Pills to stop aches and pains. Pills to treat symptoms. Pills to poison. Pills to feed. Pills to stop the production of the parasites some call children. And pills to help the production of said parasites. Well. Now there's a pill to mutate yourself to enable a special, different ability.

How long will it take to complete the process?
The pill will start working immediately. The pill contains a retro-virus which is a man-made virus that will duplicate itself and, without harming you, will attach to your cells and injects it's DNA. That DNA will combine with your DNA to enable your ability and then, once that is complete, the virus dies. Within 24 hours, the process will be complete and permanent.

What are the side-effects?
The pill will give you cold symptoms before the process is complete. Headache, nausea, chills and a cough are all normal within the first 24 hours after you take the pill. After the first 24 hours, if symptoms continue, call your doctor or physician immediately.

How will I know when I have my special ability?
After you take the pill, the retro-virus will implant a dream-like memory to your brain that will work like a tutorial on what ability you have and how to use it. You can access it any time.